Keystyle Battle 2010, WHAT IS UP!
Get used to it, kiddos. You can all call me “Champ.”
Call you champ? Not a chance
Like a kid who can’t dance
you stand by the wall lookin’ at girls
and dreamin’ of romance
but this little rhyme you bust
reeks of lack-of-confidence
‘specially when comparing it
to all my awe-inspiring stan-
zuhs
throw them fuckin’ hands up
KaBauer in the building
I’m mo’ boss than Tony Danza
You be Tony Danza
I will make concessions
Serve you hot dogs like
The youth in Asia, listen,I will make you all get off
Like I am covered in mosquitoes
You are six inches,
I am a full hero.
I don’t wear a cape though,
I fly in Sperrys and some Ray-Bans,
My identity is well-known,
I get signage like a bodega awning.And I am yawning now,
But that don’t mean I ever sleep,
I try to doze off,
Get awoken by explosive dreams.So please, from whence,
Come all, know hence,
I will pull no punches,
Knock-out, Mike Tysense,
It’s a keystyle battle,
You all are on a boat,
I am on top of this lonely island.I didn’t want to do this thing ‘cuz I’m too busy
but now I feel I have to, so suck my dizzy
I was rapping while giving birth to all you babies
Spittin’ out my rhymes while I was eating my gravy
By gravy I mean I ate actual gravy
Need Nitrous Oxide at your shows like Sir Humphry Davy
You’re writing your rhymes, going at it full throttle
Aww, wittle baby want a wittle tiny bottle?
You guys are all babies like Rugrats’ Tommy
Y’all feelin salty cuz you got mocked by your mommy
Come one come, come all! Cuz it’s time to ball!
Summer’s only halfway through but get ready for the fall.
That’s right, MH2’s gettin back in the game,
Like Dragonforce, I came Through the Fire and Flame.
My life’s been something of an emotional coaster,
I went frying pan to fire straight back into the toaster.
But now I’m spittin hotter than ever, bustin rhymes so clever,
My lyrics: complex as a genome, but simple like a lever.
I’m all up in this business and I’m messin with the physics
of this world we’ve established, so pardon me if I’m dismissive.
I’m just movin on up way past the East Side,
I’m just easin on down, so come along for the ride.
Ya know I spent a lot of time with a thorn in my side,
but now I’m back in black, and I aint swallowing none of my pride.
I’m takin my shot, like Landon Donovan’s goal,
Just call me butter baby, cuz I’m straight on a roll.
Seen a lotta fine ‘stylers, makin keystrokes with soul,
but I gotta shut em down, that’s my primary role!
So to all my esteemed challengers I’ll renew the call,
Go on and take your best shot, but get ready to fall.
