April 2012
1 post
March 2012
1 post
Watchthedailywhat:
Title Sequence of the Day: From tonight’s episode of The Simpsons, an epic Game of Thrones-themed couch gag.
[chewiejr.]
August 2011
1 post
May 2011
1 post
WatchAny one even remotely associated with me online is more than likely already sick of seeing this song posted. I wholly intended to only post it once, but then I found this video. This video (and I’m sure there are many out there who are likely to disagree) is one of the better SNL musical guests I’ve seen in a while, and I think a lot of it’s quality lies in the fact that...
April 2011
1 post
CHARGE SHOT: Diary of a Pokemaniac →
chargeshot:
March 6th, 2011 was a good day. It marked the beginning of 2011’s National Glaucoma Week, Junior Anna Ozment was crowned 2011 Laurens County Junior Miss at the Dublin-Laurens County Junior Miss Contest, and finally, Nintendo ushered in the next generation of Pokemon! Black and White, the two…
March 2011
1 post
Oh, hi...
Wow. It’s been a while. Rest assured Tumblr, I will return with more awesome. I will get good at blogging. I WILL get good at blogging. I will get good at….
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
6 posts
Work Tips with Mark - Professional Slang
Hello all, welcome to another valuable Work Tip, brought to you by me - Mark!
Today we look at an important social tool in any office: professional slang. Slang is used the world over to say common, everyday things in a way that sounds cooler and thus constantly speaks to the younger generation, but ultimately sounding archaic in the long run. The joy of Professional slang is that it will...
Keystyle Battle 2010, WHAT IS UP! →
linnysmith:
reallygoodwater:
kevinbauer:
bradyocallahan:
Get used to it, kiddos. You can all call me “Champ.”
Call you champ? Not a chance
Like a kid who can’t dance
you stand by the wall lookin’ at girls
and dreamin’ of romance
but this little rhyme you bust
reeks of lack-of-confidence
‘specially when comparing it
to all my awe-inspiring stan-
zuhs
throw them fuckin’ hands up
...
Work Tips with Mark - E-mail
Today’s Work Tips covers a VERY important aspect of any professional employment: e-mail.
E-mail is a fantastic technology, allowing us to exchange ideas and information, and in the workplace, it’s a crucial means of relaying client info, phone numbers of clients, or even send whole documents to your co-workers, bosses, or even those below you (although often you’ll have to...
Work Tips With Mark
New segment on Tumblr: Work Tips with Mark!
I teach you how to work better at your job by taking care of the little inconveniences and necessities of a nine-to-five grind.
Today’s Tip:
Have a cold drink at your desk, but fear for any important documents potentially ruined by any condensation of the glass that may be on the table? Well fear no more, the solution is sitting right under...
May 2010
3 posts
Insight From Nintendo's Corporate Suggestion Box
Can I get a new uniform PLEASE?!? - Mario
Self-help seminars on avoiding edges - Green Koopa
Casual fridays. Harsher punishments for sexual harassment and kidnapping - Zelda Peach Daisy and Rosalina
Bring back speech therapy - Link
a;kkjaisdjgeooiawn;xlkja;goiwjetr - Donkey Kong (Via e-mail we think)
I don’t know who’s doing it; but SOMEONE keeps moving my items. I had to go...
March 2010
2 posts
New Union
I am in the new Union, and it is glorious. New office is big, comfy and equally awesome. Everything is great in this building.
Updating Highlights magazine for the next...
Dear Highlights magazine,
I’ve been a fan of your fine publication for quite some time. So much so that I’ve continued my subscription these past 15 years. However, I’ve noticed a growing flaw in your fine magazine: Highlights has not aged at all! The important life lessons of sharing and consideration for my friends and family are the same. I looked to your informative and thought-provoking...
February 2010
9 posts
Had a moment tonight
Well, a few really. Moments where everything just kinda slowed down for a second and I did the whole cheesy, Wonder Years-esque inner monologue where I examine how I feel and what it means in the bigger picture.
It began with a walk to practice in the snow. Snow is quite possibly my favorite thing ever and as I walked to practice with Jess and Brady, I started thinking about how great it was to...
I don't know...
As I sit here in my bed typing this, wearing my Marvel superheroes T-shirt, playing Pokemon on my DS, humming the lyrics to songs from Rent, and jonesing for a good game of Super Smash Bros., I honestly can’t figure out which part of my life disappoints my parents the most. Maybe I’ll just get a tattoo.
Also, I don’t know why I find this so adorable:...
A tribute to Edward Brandon Greenblat
The first victor of the Mark Hale Jr. Video Game Challenge has been decided, and as per Eddie’s request, here is the SportsCentury recap of the Madden game that rocked the cosmos.
Football, a game of men. And on a cold February afternoon, two men met to test their mettle in what would be a game to be remembered for all time.
From the North Campus Division: Eddie “Blat Blat Call yo...
Mark Hale Jr. Video Game Challenge
Alright everybody, the snow day today (and my rising fame) has dangerously provoked my boredom and urge to find a new arena of life to dominate. Thus, the Mark Hale Jr. Video Game Challenge is born!
Here’s how it works:
Call/Text/Tweet/Message me a game you want me to destroy you at.
Send me your gamertag/friend code or brave the elements and come over.
If I own the game (or you do in...
Snow Day Haiku
Snowpocalypse/
White Death comes, society stops/
Video Games Time!
First Keystyle of 2010
Twenty-ten, y’all! The future is here!
And El Marko’s settin out on some new frontier!
I’m rockin and I’m ‘provvin with the ones I hold dear,
And I’m savorin’ the last of my 8th Floor years.
Rockin five new in the 8th Floor Crew,
Startin out with my boy, lil Cory Matthews,
or Frame if you prefer to call him that,
followed up by Eddie “Call yo...
Nightmare
xdunson:
brittanybelland:
I’ve been having so many nightmares the past two weeks. I think its because I started drinking more caffeine?
Last night’s dream was that I was at a school that was being taken over by four “bad guys” and once the bad guys got in the school with their guns and their knives more bad guys came around and circled the school.
They captured us and held us hostage in a...
January 2010
3 posts
How I imagine Brady received the "sex talk"
“Now son, that’s a lovely sweater by the way, when a man and a woman love each other. Well, usually a man and a woman, but occasionally an animal or machine. Well, not like a robot… No, not like a washing mac-… well actually, that one works. But I digress, when a man and a woman and maybe a, I don’t know, we’ll say pterodactyl love each other they… I...
December 2009
7 posts
Coming Soon...
2009 has been a year unlike any other. Expect the second year in video games blog, as well as a retrospecive on my own 2009. Who knows? They’re may even be sweet pics. Now that I think of it, get ready for an 8th Floor photographical glimpse at 2009. Fun stuff coming.
Is Pokemon Racist?
This could be my favorite thing I’ve seen this week!!!
nohomosapien:
NO!!!! But THIS disagrees. According to that site, Jynx “clearly denigrates African Americans, particularly black women.” Talk about going out on a limb, this accusation goes out on limb, branch, twig, leaf, and the caterpillar that inhabits it.
This web site particularly claims that “The Story of Little Black Sambo”...
October 2009
1 post
Combine an awesomely themed party with one of the greatest N64 themed costumes ever, and you’ll get my plans for Friday night. Be excited!!!
September 2009
1 post
Suprise!
A recent discussion with a friend resulted in me finding out more about him than I ever knew:
Me (after listening to Jason Mraz’s “Song for a Friend”): Jason Mraz may be one of the most talented musicians of our time. I’ve yet to hear a song of his that doesn’t instantly click. They’re all catchy as hell too. He’s definitely in my top three musicians.
...
June 2009
3 posts
I'll say it.
I loved Transformers 2. I thought it was a phenomenal movie for what it was. I truly liked it and Michael Bay’s love for explosions wasn’t a distraction. The characters were sweet and were way cooler than in the first movie. I just miss Jazz… Oh well. Jetfire kicked ass.
Oh E3...
Having caught myself up on Nintendo’s press conferences and revealed trailers, 2009-2010 is going to be a FANTASTIC year for gaming. First we get New Super Mario Bros. Wii, which just looks like pure, four-player, caffeinated fun. Then, we get a new Metroid (dubbed “Other M”), as well as hyped sci-fi shooter and Halo rival The Conduit, futuristic RPG Monada: Beginning of the...
Keystyle return
To follow the history of this epic skirmish, check out http://bradyocallahan.tumblr.com/
I see a lot a new faces stalkin round the e-streets,
they spit like they got knowledge, then sound off in they tweets.
They wanna play like they ever gonna touch me,
topple me and such, me?
I wish the best of luck see,
‘Cuz I got a vision
Not ego or religion,
Just good old fashioned rhythm,
...
May 2009
3 posts
WatchThis is amazing. My love for video game-humor has officially spilled into my tumblife!
streeter:
Luigi Snaps
I had this idea a long time ago, I think around the same time I did Bowser’s Suggestion box (which became Bowser’s Minions in video form). I needed help writing this and who better to share the pen with than Jeff Rubin? NOBODY, that’s who. Anyway, hope you like it and, if you do,...
The rap keeps rollin'
ReallyGoodWater kept the challenge alive and asked for rebuttal. So peep this:
Way to use Reese’s piece just to get on my goodside, I hope it’s Witherspoon cuz I’d tan that hide. You wanna front like you know Autobots and Decepticons, you best take a little bit to double check your lexicon. Open up wide for some Really Good Water, yo rhymes’ straight out the oven but...
It's on...
The gauntlet was crafted by Brady, but it seems it’s up to me to throw it down, so here goes y’all keystylin’ free-for-all is on!
Yo it’s Mark, I’m hailin from the 513, and I’m callin out the bluff handed down by Brady. Showin off my mad skills, shurkin off my worst ills, through the lips and back again like I took too many pills. Spittin game like Milton...
March 2009
1 post
College Bop
reallygoodwater:
College Bop from Matthew Starr on Vimeo
February 2009
1 post
I (kind of) Won an Award!!!
My show won an award: http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=62865614815&h=d-atd&u=DKTLV
January 2009
4 posts
Completely reworking standup set. More to follow.
